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PitchDeck Roaster

AI that brutally critiques your pitch deck before investors do

Overview

An AI platform that analyzes pitch decks with the harsh honesty of top VCs, providing specific feedback on what will make investors say no, saving founders from embarrassing rejections.

Target Market

  • Primary: Startup founders raising capital
  • Secondary: Accelerators, pitch coaches
  • Market Size: 500K+ startups fundraising annually

Problem Statement

  • 99% of pitch decks get rejected
  • Founders don't know what VCs really think
  • Generic feedback doesn't help
  • Wasting time on bad pitches

Solution

Core Features

  1. Brutal Honesty Mode: No sugar-coating feedback
  2. VC Pattern Matching: Trained on 10K+ decks
  3. Score Prediction: Likelihood of getting meeting
  4. Specific Fixes: Exact changes needed
  5. Competitor Comparison: How you stack up

Technical Implementation

// Tech Stack
- Frontend: Next.js + PDF.js
- Backend: Python + FastAPI
- AI: GPT-4V for visual analysis
- ML: Custom model on pitch data
- Database: PostgreSQL
- Storage: S3
- Payment: Stripe

Revenue Model

Pricing Tiers

  • Roast Me: $49 - Single deck analysis
  • Founder: $99/month - Unlimited iterations
  • Accelerator: $499/month - Batch pricing

Revenue Projections

  • 20 customers Day 1: $980
  • 75 customers Week 1: $3,675
  • 300 customers Month 1: $14,700

Go-To-Market Strategy

Immediate Actions (During Hackathon)

  1. Hour 1-6: Build analysis engine
  2. Hour 7-12: Create roasting algorithm
  3. Hour 13-18: Analyze famous pitch decks
  4. Hour 19-24: Viral Twitter roasts

Viral Content Strategy

  1. Roast famous unicorn's first pitch decks
  2. "We roasted 100 YC decks" thread
  3. Before/after transformations
  4. Public roast challenges

Target Communities

  • YC Startup School (100K+ founders)
  • r/startups (2M members)
  • VC Twitter
  • AngelList community

Competition Analysis

Competitors

  • DocSend (analytics only)
  • Beautiful.AI (templates only)
  • Pitch coaches ($500+/hour)

Our Advantages

  • Instant feedback vs waiting days
  • 1/10th the cost of coaches
  • Brutal honesty founders need
  • Pattern recognition from thousands of decks

Prize Targeting

Primary Prizes

  • Most Revenue: Founders pay for fundraising help
  • Most Unique GTM: Public roasting strategy
  • Hype Machine: Viral roasting content

Secondary Prizes

  • Best Launch Video: Roast our own pitch
  • Funniest Hack: Humor in brutal feedback

Success Metrics

Day 1 Goals

  • 20 paid analyses
  • 5 public roasts
  • 1 viral Twitter thread
  • $1,000 revenue

Week 1 Goals

  • 75 customers
  • 500 decks analyzed
  • VC testimonial
  • $4,000 revenue

Implementation Timeline

Hours 1-6: Core Analysis

  • PDF parsing
  • Slide analysis
  • Pattern matching
  • Scoring algorithm

Hours 7-12: Roasting Engine

  • Feedback generation
  • Brutal honesty mode
  • Specific improvements
  • Score prediction

Hours 13-18: Platform

  • Upload interface
  • Report generation
  • Payment system
  • Dashboard

Hours 19-24: Launch

  • Famous deck roasts
  • Twitter campaign
  • Direct founder outreach
  • Live roasting session

Sample Roast Output

🔥 PITCH DECK ROAST REPORT 🔥
Overall Score: 3.2/10 (Wouldn't get a meeting)

SLIDE-BY-SLIDE DESTRUCTION:

Slide 1 - Title
❌ "Uber for X" - Instant eye roll. VCs see 50 of these daily.
FIX: Lead with the problem, not a tired comparison.

Slide 3 - Problem
❌ Not a real problem. "People want easier X" isn't a $1B problem.
FIX: Find actual data showing pain, not assumptions.

Slide 5 - Solution
❌ Your solution is a feature, not a company.
FIX: Explain the 10x improvement, not incremental change.

Slide 8 - Market Size
❌ TAM/SAM/SOM pyramid = amateur hour.
FIX: Show bottom-up calculation with real customer data.

Slide 11 - Competition
❌ Quadrant showing you in top-right = everyone does this.
FIX: Explain your actual moat, not made-up axes.

Slide 14 - Team
❌ "Serial entrepreneur" = failed before.
FIX: Show specific relevant expertise or traction.

HARSH TRUTH:
This deck screams "first-time founder with no customers."
You're solving a vitamin problem with no unique insight.
A VC would delete this email in 8 seconds.

WHAT WOULD MAKE VCs INTERESTED:
1. Show 10x traction (users/revenue)
2. Demonstrate unique insight
3. Prove you can execute
4. Find a real problem worth solving

Key Differentiators

  1. Brutal Honesty: What VCs really think
  2. Specific Fixes: Not generic advice
  3. Pattern Recognition: Learned from thousands
  4. Instant Results: No waiting for coaches

VC Partnership

Partner Program

  • VCs recommend to portfolio
  • Anonymous aggregate insights
  • Deal flow filtering tool

Benefits

  • Better quality pitches
  • Time saved on bad decks
  • Founders better prepared

Founder Notes

Viral potential through controversy:

  • Founders love/hate brutal feedback
  • Public roasts get massive engagement
  • Everyone has opinions on pitch decks
  • VCs will share for the humor

"Get rejected by AI before wasting time with real VCs"